Junk Food Backlash

I used to love Oreos as a kid and now that I'm approaching 50, I really can't believe all of the different flavors of Oreos that are available now for sale:

• Original
• Double Stuff
• Mega Stuf
• Golden
• Thins
• Mint
• Peanut Butter Creme
• Key Lime
• Cinnamon Bun
• Brownie Batter
• Chocolate Crème
• Fudge Crème
• Fudge Crème Mint
• Cookie Dough
• Cotton Candy
• Carmel Apple
• Marshmallow Crispy
• Red Velvet Cake
• Birthday Cake
• Pumpkin Spice
• Strawberry Shortcake
• Toasted Coconut
• Lemon
• S'mores
• Blueberry Pie - only available at Target for a limited time starting June 6th
• Fruity Crisp - available starting June 1st at certain southern? regional retailers