It's funny, unless you're a guy wearing one.

 https://www.pcmag.com/news/flaw-in-sex-toy-can-let-a-hacker-literally-lock-down-your-crotch

My week in hell

I don't know if you've ever experience a hacker intruding your home network before, but I have. They did it on a late Sunday or early Monday morning and then grabed the passwords for the two accounts I was logged into... ebay and gmail. Nice, huh? I was in the process of posting items for sale and this happens. So it took me 8 days to regain control of my computer network and my two accounts, but everything seems to be O.K. for me. Unfortunately, I can't say the same for the two people that may have been defrauded on ebay in my name for computer equipment I did not order. I'm going to reccomend that they contact the FBI and the US Department of Justice since the hacker is located in Italy. How do I know this? ebay sends emails with IP tracing each time account info is changed.

Excel should be marked obsolete.

Why hasn't Bill Gates retired Excel and made it obsolete by now? Viva la Access!