Was that? No...

All I could see was heavy eyeliner staring at me from the rear view mirror of the black Mercedes SLK 500 I got stuck behind today in lane one traveling north on the 405 freeway on the way to work. Maybe it was Snookie, I don't know. It's hard to ignore any car in front of you weaving in moderately heavy traffic. Who ever you are, two hands on the wheel and eyes on the road because I almost called CHP on your erratic driving ass. Stop that texting and pay attention!