Terrorism

I'm convinced my cat is a part of a terrorist plot against me. I can sit in my computer chair at my computer desk in the living room anytime of the day or night and all of the sudden a fuzzy white cat will appear out of no where on my lap vying for my attention.

Let me remind you that that cat furr and computers do not mix. I especially hate getting it into the nooks of my new HP keyboard or in my ancient Trackman marble mouse.